Monday, August 23, 2010

Riotous scenes...

... at last night's final of the "Balance-a-Beehive-on-your-head-after-6-pints" competition at The Old Entomologist, with Another Kiwi (just right of centre) claiming a foul. The referee, alas, in the bottom left, missed the alleged body contact while looking for a dropped lens. Tempers escalated until the neighbours called the police, at which point we calmed down rapidly and reassured the constables with a hastily-invented explanation that we were merely consecrating a mosque.
Normally the competition is held at Ground Zero, the coffee bar across the road, but that is temporarily closed after a regrettable incident. Certain people should clean up properly after grinding their morning-glory seeds, is all I'm saying.

5 comments:

merc said...

Hah while you guys were having fun there, Milo and I were mopping up our poppy ops cafe supply at Kandahar.
Just sayin'.

cipta, some of yo coffee please?

Another Kiwi said...

It was a dirty foul and they had been doing it all night, all right

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

You folks have great parties!
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fish said...

I was told neither fish nor fowl was allowed to participate. Now I hear the dirty fowl was playing all night.

Unbelievable.

ckc (not kc) said...

mystic mountain Neekatave?