Monday, August 2, 2010

Solar Tsunami swamping us right now!!!

The Daily Torygraph exposes Sun's role in destabilising earth
The explosion was aimed directly towards Earth, which then sent a “solar tsunami” racing 93 million miles across space.
Only the fearless Telegraph would tell us the troooooth about the dastardly plot by the Sunnies to destabilize communication satellites around the earth and bring on the Moozelum Caliphate. I guess that that bit got censored out with great tyranny.
Actually, to be coldly cynical, the article doesn't mention anything about Global Warming being due to Solar activity and how this "Solar Tsunami" might make the temperature rise or something. I guess it pales into insignificance beside the revelations from Climategate that prove that fap = fap.

6 comments:

Smut Clyde said...

“solar tsunami”
Tsolami for short.

Willy said...

Sunami

I will pray for the intercession of Saint Maxwell, patron of the Electromagnetic Realm and sovereign over all Magnetic Fields, to protect us.

Magnets, how do they fucking work?

J— said...

a “solar tsunami”

Solar plate tectonics has revolutionized our understanding of the Sun and other stars.

Another Kiwi said...

Day one of the tsunami has severely curtailed the reception of Prime TV in this reporter's house. Thus we had to frantically position Wii game disc holders and lego under the power cord to get reception better than Subby had for his goat picture. It is a nightmare, we nearly missed the 'Top Gear' repeat.

tigris said...

We may be able to see the aurora in Massachusetts tonight, fingers crossed.

mikey said...

Just keep your filthy Solar Tsunami hands off my Giants game and there won't be any trouble...

Hmm.

forkimer

That crax me up. But I honestly don't know why...