I set out searching for "Kupe + great fleet", checking up on a specifically New Zealand tradition of bullshit, but this has rendered my argument invalid.Dr. R.M. de Jonge's most recent report was only a month ago. Long may he continue his research!
* Also known as the Institute for Megalithic Research.
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This is a joke.
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I would postulate that the megalithic structures were built by cyclopes, or iridescent, rugose cones, or time travelers from the future.
Now, I have to find some rubes to fleece.
This is a joke.
Thank you.
Please send me money.
This is not a joke
Please send your money to me
To fund my "research".
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I need to know the address of the Old Entomologist (for the porpoise of send money, of course).
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I have exciting news for him: the Phaistos disk has been totally deciphered! Numerous times, even! All different!
And for "Three Kings Islands" to refer to the Third Dynasty, it would have to be the translation of the Maori name rather than because some Christian dude was there at Epiphany.
Maui is in Hawaii. The Egyptians missed. And forgot about everything in between in either direction.
Well, thank goodness it was time travelers from the FUTURE. 'Cause it's really annoying when time travelers from the past come to your geotemporal neighborhood and build shit. You get up in the morning, yawning and scratching your ass (sorry) and go outside to get the paper and THERE'S A FUCKING PALACE THERE! That wasn't, as far as you can remember, there yesterday.
I must say that this new knowledge placing NZ at the centre of the megalithic world is refreshing. No longer encumbered by fancy schmancy science, we can claim our rightful= place at the court of Brian Boru.
One does rather wonder what area Dr de Jonge did his PhD research in...
Hi Alison
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