Sunday, September 5, 2010

Worst community-service sentence EVAH.

Yes, young lady? If you are coming door-to-door collecting old clothes for charity, then I fear that the only shabby worn-out old clothes around here are the ones I'm wearing.

I am illustrating the Fable of the Grasshopper and the Ants.

Yes?

The grasshopper distracted me with dancing and stridulating, so I didn't notice while the ants quietly unraveled my clothes and made off with them, fibre by fibre.

I'm surprised that they find the time, what with the waging-war-on-each-other and the whole being-parasitised-by-fungi thing.

13 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

We see right through you, S.C.
~

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B^4 said...

I would open the door for this particular soliciteuse.

B^4 said...

Uh, my comment would've been improved if I'd written:

I'd open the door
For this particular waif
No matter her cause.

Smut Clyde said...

Perhaps someone can identify the dead plants in the background. Bougainvillea?

Smut Clyde said...

Also, the painting is in an art gallery so it is NOT PORN.

mikey said...

What the HELL is wrong with her toes?

fish said...

What background?

Hamish Mack said...

Lefebvre's female nude seemingly represents the Grasshopper at the onset of autumn, realising the consequences of her careless frivolity.
Obvious innit?. Running about ,starkers, will eventually lead to weather trouble. Even the casual removal of trousers on buses has been known to cause pandemonium.

Hamish Mack said...

Also, what sort of blog does Smut Clyde think this is???
How about some Dignity??!!

Smut Clyde said...

What the HELL is wrong with her toes?


Design of the toes was contracted out to Don Martin.

Smut Clyde said...

Also, what sort of blog does Smut Clyde think this is???

A This is Priceless wannbee?

Hamish Mack said...

Hah those people with their colour piccytures!!! Kidstuff