Authorities have not yet discovered exactly what the YOUNG MAN was so Furious about. School-mates described him as happy and well-adjusted, though frequently exasperated by his parents' refusal to call him "Butch" as he preferred. Asked about the golf flags implanted in his buttocks, they spoke of "a local tradition" and "a hazing ritual imposed on all junior caddies". As the first victim of the bloody rampage, his acupuncturist was not available for comment.It is probably too early to blame Hollywood for glamourising a 'bow-&-arrow culture'. We could not verify early reports that the Furious YOUNG MAN had watched Robin Hood repeatedly in the hours leading up to the tragedy.
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This woodcut makes me want to drink to the death of a clown.
Alternate joke- "The Martyrdom of St Stephen the harlequin"
It's nothing short of a tragedy that the liberal city council, supported by activist judges outlawed the ownership or possession of bows greater than 20# pull and arrows longer than 45cm. If those innocent townspeople had possessed the means to defend themselves, a tragedy might have been averted.
Remember, people. When Bows and Arrows are outlawed, only OUTLAWS will have bows and arrows...
It is obvious to me that the brave young man was testing the theory of the arrow which never arrives at it's target with a side experiment of whether or not the arrows do fit the holes they make. This is science, people and there will be casualties in pursuit of THE TRUTH!!!
must've been the Russel Crowe version.
only OUTLAWS will have bows and arrows
Skraelings and unipeds.
I advise nobody to meet Mr. Buth.
My lords, ladies and gentlemen. Pray silence. Here is the result of the first competition of the afternoon. Sir Otto of Wensleydale who consumed his arrow with butter and jam in 30 seconds exactly is named the winner of this years Eaten-an-Arrow match.
We are all a quiver
Skraelings and unipeds.
Say the bells of St. Jed's.
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