Monday, October 25, 2010

The Fecking Hobbit

*Sigh* Some persons from countries that are not New Zild will have heard that there is trooble at mill in terms of this movie about Hobbit's habits. I have no giant spiders in the fight so I was largely uninterested BUT lately teh crazy has come to town, on an olliphaunt, waving a large staff with a knob on the end.
Sir Peter Jackson has suggested that Warner Bros. will take the movie away from here to eastern Europe if the Actors Union does not STFU. The union has behaved weirdly and in a sloppy manner. They have had different spokespeople saying different things. I have clutched my second-best pearls on several occasions.
Now Warner Bros. has said that they are sending Senior Wonks here and they have indeed. The Prime fecking Minister and various other henchpersons will be grovelling to them at 4 o'clock today. There was a ban on the production which has been lifted and now the union has said that there will be no further uppertiness on the set. But for a week we have been bombarded with anti-union bollocks and such like mewling and accusations of varying incomprehensibility about how it is the end of the world. Yikes!
But today the key fact comes out, as John Key strengthens his knee pads and checks the Vaseline, the NZ dollar (you can call it the Kiwi but it is no relation) is too high. Yep, we have been too internationally competitive and we will lose out to another 3rd world country.
UNION WRECKERS!!!

5 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

But for a week we have been bombarded with anti-union bollocks and such like mewling and accusations of varying incomprehensibility about how it is the end of the world. Yikes!

You need some fvcking witches to cast spells on the Warner Bros.

Make them extra nasty so the executive slimeballs with stop deleting my favorite youtubers.

TIA!
~

Substance McGravitas said...

I thought India and China were the popular outsourcing destinations.

ckc (not kc) said...

...and they know from dragons

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I seem to recall reading a book by some tweedy Oxford professor, in which some nasty troglodyes are described as hating hated everybody and everything, and particularly the orderly and prosperous.

Can't be arsed looking up the title of the book.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Uh, forgot to delete "Hated".

Ignore the man behind the cretin.