1. Will you take care of my furry friend?
Of course. We totally understand that your furry friend is very precious to you and we will do everything in our power to make sure that your furry friend is safe. Every furry tourist is accompanied by at least two people to minimize the likelihood of mishaps or accidents. We will do our very best to make sure that your furry friend has a great time in New York and comes back home to you full of exciting memories and experiences.
2. Do you offer discounts for multiple guests?
Yes we do. If you send more than one furry friend in the same box, then we will charge half price for each additional furry tourist.
3. How long will my furry friend be away?
We expect that each New York holiday vacation will take between 2 and 4 weeks before being shipped home to you.
7 comments:
The Internet will destroy humanity.
And not a moment too soon, says I.
Peter Jackson can take our teddy bear inserted into his rectum when he takes that film to Poland
4. Will you fuck my furry friend gently or is my furry friend going to be used mercilessly?
S.C., the back feet on the second furry look suspiciously familiar.
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13. Is my package insured?
Only your insurance agent knows for sure. Check the fine print.
I have one question for you - and you must answer honestly - how the heck did you find this?
And don't give me some lamo answer like "I was looking for Ford Escort parts and came across this hooker website!"
Do you really want me to spoil the magic?
Umm, there was an item on National Radio last week about a company offering Furry Toy Tours of Paris. But this New York version (which turned up when I went googling) seemed even funnier.
There is a Riddled tradition of making fun of furries (because other people's weird habits are always funnier than our own).
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