Sunday, October 10, 2010

I'm Guided By The Birthmark On My Skin

Would have posted earlier. Hangover. Party last night.
About lunchtime discovered that someone with a felt-tip pen had taken advantage of my insensate state to draw a face on the side of my penis.

14 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

So that's your story?

Hah!
~

Anonymous said...

Is your current state the reason why your gravitar has mulfunctioned?

Substance McGravitas said...

The pen.

mikey said...

It must be mightier than the sword. You don't hear about all manner of pens becoming embedded in various natural topographic features, only retrievable by particularly favored warriors.

Although it might make a dandy metaphor...

Butch Pansy said...

What, no pictures?

Hamish Mack said...

Actually it's Please! no pictures!!!

mikey said...

Brett Favre would be happy to provide pictures...

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

How rude, they should have drawn "flying tigers" style fighter nose art on it.

fish said...

Mural joke.

alternate:

Painting on rice joke.

tigris said...

Happy face or a sad face? And does "cyclopean" apply in more ways than one?

Vonnie said...

best.post.ever.

Smut Clyde said...

"cyclopean"
Built with huge limestone boulders, roughly fitted together with minimal clearance between adjacent stones and no use of mortar.

tigris said...

HOT.

Smut Clyde said...

Pictorial evidence.