Perhaps accepting sponsorship from the Beef Marketing Board was not such a good idea after all.
Saturday, October 9, 2010
New Post-Office uniforms
Perhaps accepting sponsorship from the Beef Marketing Board was not such a good idea after all.
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"Good doggy!"
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All these worries about dogs would end if the post office hired Spartans.
Or Vietnamese Chefs....
Lady Gaga is designing the uniforms.
The uniform would serve a purpose- if the letter-carrier were being chased by dogs, (s)he could detach a chop and toss it to the rear, much like Melanion tossed the golden apples to distract Atalanta.
Just as Hrólfr Kraki strewed gold rings upon Fyris Wolds to delay pursuit by King Aðils and his men.
Lady Gaga is designing the uniforms.
Lady Gaga who?
We are old-fashioned, sir, and hark back to Jana Sterbak.
Hmmm.
Do you think that whole golden apple thing would distract Atlanta again this afternoon. 'Cause it's beginning to look like the Giants are gonna need some help there...
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