The Mayor of Wellington has managed to slip the right officers the right amount of economic advice ( 'ere stick this inya pocket) and has beaten the rap.
Police have cleared Wellington Mayor Kerry Prendergast, pictured, of wrongdoing after allegations that she used a free concert and afternoon tea for the elderly on Sunday to entice them to vote for her.Also, there is no picture, so Mayor Kerry is some sort of supernatural being who DOESN'T LIKE BRIGHT LIGHTS. I'm just saying. We have not seen a vault copy long form notarized Papally blessed Birth Certificate after all.
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The Secret is Wellington, isn't it? Isn't it?
The Tea Party is coming for you and yours.
Iz ok I don't show up in photographs either.
I show up in photographs but my clothing doesn't. But did the judge listen to my explanation?
Kerry is an orb.
It is difficult to photograph orbs, but I have developed some expertise in the fjord.
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It is not easy being emporer these days, and no mistake
Numerous Ermin were harmed in the making.
I didn't mean no 'erm, milud.
You know what rhymes with Ermin?
That's right. Hitler.
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To my shame, it's ermine, I dropped the e as a trap, mawhawhawaaaa.
Noted Nazi scholar Thunder, whose name I believe is something else, has Hitler confused with Ermin Von Rommel the Desert Mustelid.
Perhaps he means that wonderful Stormin' Ermin? Another noted fair and all round good guy from a regime that bought you...democratizin' and re-sizin' -you want WMD's with them freedom fries?
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