if you had somehow wedged yourself between two trees and a gang of Mexican jumping beans came along and attacked you from behind.There are people out there with interesting fantasy lives but I can't see the role of the Gulo appealing even to the furries --
The Gulo, or Gorbelly hath the name from greedineſſe. Scaliger calls him a fourfooted vulture; Corllius an Ox-eater; the Germans Vielfraſe. Found they are in Lithuania, Moſcovy, and other Northern Regions. They feed on carcaſſes, and so cram themſelves, that they ſtrut like a drum. They ſqueeze out their excrements between two trees by force, and then return to their carcaſſe, and cram themſelves again.
UPDATE:
mikey speculates in comments about the possibility of Gulo-poop coffee. I'm sure there would be a market for it .
UPDATE²Did we ever decide on the correct term for the aquatic equivalent of a Furry?
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My own research leads me to chant Hÿæna.
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ITTDGY is a Siouxsie-&-Banshees fan?
I like them.
But this was my research.
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God damn. I'm going to have to spend the next several days walking around the neighborhood in search of those two perfectly aligned trees.
...it they just had plastic bag dispensers on those cathartic trees, all would be right with the world
Ah, what you have there is the 1655 edition, while I'm looking at the 1678 edition. The 1655 Latin version was printed in Frankfurt and illustrations are credited to Matthaus Merian d.J.; the 1678 version is the English translation, printed in London by some shady outfit who found some hack to copy Merian's originals.
I like the walking-on-water aquatic wolf.
Also Ombudsmoose Fail.
plastic bag dispensers on those cathartic trees
Indeed, but we also need more responsible owners who pick up the p00p when they take their wolverines for walkies.
Hey, Smut!
You don't suppose we could teach Gulo there to eat coffee beans, could we? Maybe put some Alpo or dead Haitians on them?
W/V suggests they be unbledd
Somehow my image search had set itself to safe searching and I just could not see what the big deal was. Until I turned it off of course.
It does seem a bit too lucky that gulo found squeezing trees right near the bones of a previous meal.And the Jesus wolf looks a little "sheepish" about the water walking hoax. Were these pictures in the Daily Mail?
There are people out there with interesting fantasy lives but I can't see the role of the Gulo appealing even to the furries --
There is a small but enthusiastic Gulo/Cleveland Steamer crossover group. Some forests should simply be avoided.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...
I like them.
In Gesner's book and Topsell's pirated version, that picture is identified as a Crucigeran fox. Jonston changed it to a Hÿæna and added the terrified people fleeing in the background, so you know, total FRAME-UP.
Did we ever decide on the correct term for the aquatic equivalent of a Furry?
A slurry?
I believe that if one were to follow the previously approved format for name creation, an aquatic furry would be a scalie.
I once got scabies from a really hot babe at a nude swimming hole in west marin.
But I digress
I was thinking "slimy," because I had envisioned tentacles. Ichthy?
I think it's safe to assume that no-one could possibly progress (or deteriorate) from sexual fantasies that involve fur-suiting to those that cannot be gratified without dressing up as a hagfish OH FECK.
Disturbing hagfish is disturbing.
Wouldn't it scare the jebus out of one if one found it in ones living room?
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