Well, you be my witness, how red were the skies

"This picture is taken from a magazine, but the
Iron Cross has been added by our illustrators" *

In Riddled's continuing quest for relevancy and for combinations of terms that will bring in interesting Google searches, we bring you the Wonderful World of Nazi Flying Saucers.

As any fule kno, while the Nazi regime crumbled in 1945, a die-hard group of scientists and occultists -- still committed to a program of world domination -- decamped to the secret German colony of New Swabia (set up in Queen Maud Land by the 3rd German Antarctica Expedition of 1938-39). They have since been working there to perfect their super-weapons and their advanced propulsion technology.**

The colony's occultist Adepts of the shadowy Vril Society claim to be able to control Vril Energy -- analogous to electricity but based on the SU(8) Unified Field rather than on mere electromagnetism -- which they use to warm the base and power the saucers. It seems more likely, however, that they are actually provided with access to Vril energy by members of the subterranean master-race, the Vril-ya.

We know all this because in New Zealand we are also engaged in trade negotiations with the Vril-ya. Within their world-spanning subterranean network of tunnels and caverns they can produce everything they need, except (1) beef and (2) salted pineapples. Scenting a lucrative market, the NZ Meat Industry has allowed the Halal Cybele certification to lapse for a number of freezing-works chains and is converting them to a form of animal slaughter that will be acceptable to Vril-ya religious beliefs.


* These were highly-trained illustrators with extensive experience of photoshopping pictures of gun-wielding monkeys.

** "... the Moon Nazi Führer would be played by Udo Kier and that Slovenian industrial music group Laibach would be recording the soundtrack."