Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Christmas Ale has consequences

News from the Riddled Brewery continues to be troubling due to the magical influences of this years Christmas Ale. The two security guards, Tex and Mohammed, appear to have been turned into gold winged lions. I think that this is an pre-existing condition so the Riddled Healthcare programme does not cover them. The photo shows the emergence of Our Lady of the Panettone, an occurrence that is unrecorded in living memory unless we take into account earlier Christmas Ales. I blame the inclusion of Red Honey Bees in this years recipe. Note that Christmas ale continues to issue forth from the Panettone and, just out of shot, the Chaos Theory Bottling Company (No Job too Interstitial) continue to do their business. Cherries and nuts are added at the capping machine which is being operated by Greenish Hugh this year.
Serve chilled over Madagascan Salted Pineapples.

19 comments:

Jennifer said...

Sounds suspiciously like Night Train: Serve VERY Cold...

I'm surprised Our Lady of the Panettone is not en flambe... I'm guessing many people speak in tongues after indulging.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

If Christmas Ale could tale a tale
It would be quite a story
A fable clear for all to hear.
A brilliant Ale-gory.

merc said...

Why does piss always birth doggerel?

dunter, munter squared.

merc said...

...oh and you see, not one but two kiwi slangisms right thar.

hesturb, to awaken someone amourously in the night.

Another Kiwi said...

Full credit to Merc.

merc said...

Where's ma prize, the other flash (kiwiism not code, thx wikileaks slang inc.) bloggisms give away piss prizes, where's ma whiskee?

fernu, flax roots fuked up (on a roll I is).

Another Kiwi said...

I'll just unlock the prizes cabinet...well, a note signed by Smut Clyde is a good prize!

merc said...

Riddled has been leaking your free piss for years and getting free door passes...(riddledleaked@passtake.com)

odouronic, yeah you know this one.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

A note signed by Smut...

A get out of jail free card?
~

Substance McGravitas said...

I blame the inclusion of Red Honey Bees in this years recipe.

Enough with the mulled whining.

merc said...

There is a limit to the pun tolerance that has been met with, just be clear on this.

Substance McGravitas said...

THIS PLACE HAS GONE TO ALE.

merc said...

Boy have you opunned the door now.

Another Kiwi said...

You might opine that from the safety of the Vouch safe

merc said...

The voucher safe?

tigris said...

Greenish Hugh usually works with Our Lady of the Pantone but she was out painting the town 18-1661.

merc said...

Awe.

subarria, a dead sub.

Another Kiwi said...

They were seen in Red Square

Smut Clyde said...

Pantone = half a pair of trousers.