Friday, December 10, 2010

Giant chess-game FAIL

Wrong number of pieces, also they're laid out all over the place.

Also the White bishops seem to be each sprouting a small pair of angel wings. Otherwise they're wearing jetpacks. Either way, I'm sure that's cheating.

7 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

If there's equivalent cheating all around, no problem. The queen gets, say, an ultra turbo jetpack. With lasers.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Also the White bishops seem to be each sprouting a small pair of angel wings.

That was a promotion by "Victoria's Secret".

General Tso was not amused.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

so he turned them into chicken?

fish said...

No, they just taste like chicken.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Do the black bishops have horns on their heads?
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mikey said...

When I was a little kid I thought they were playing 'Chest'. And even then that seemed like a very cool idea.

Of course, I also didn't know 'shit' was a word so I would mentally substitute 'shed' on the assumption that many adults suffered from a particular speech impediment. This resulted in some unfortunate interpretations, and a lifelong expectation that small utility buildings would carry with them an unpleasant smell.

At that same time in history, I assumed they called it an 'ass' because the poop that came out of it was comprised largely of Acid and I had already caught on to their tendency to speak in abbreviations.

As far as this image goes, I see the knight back there. How does the elephant move?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

ANYWHERE IT WANTS TO.