Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Well bless my burgers

In tandem with Mr Mcgravitas's  blog of note, reporting on the deconsecrated church. We now have the burger joint being exorcised.

The three holy men made their pilgrimages to Chelsea, braving snow and frigid winds, from as far away as New Jersey and the Bronx.
The Rev. Robert Chodo Campbell, a Buddhist priest, joined other clergy members in blessing a New York Burger Company spot.
But they had not come on Monday to tend to the sick or minister to the poor. They had come bearing the prayers and totems of their various faiths — Catholic, Jewish, Buddhist — to cleanse any lurking evil from that most hallowed of American institutions: a burger joint. There was to be a private Native American ceremony at some point; an Episcopalian minister, running late, would officiate later in the day.
Some actual insight here:
 cooked up the ceremony along with their publicist in the hopes that the blessings — or at least the media attention they would draw — would help the restaurant succeed in a spot where so many had failed.
But someone could not resist the "cooked up" could they?
So, we going to have that Enlightenment thing sometime?

10 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Why do your boogers need to be blessed?

Substance McGravitas said...

JEEBUS EXORCISE THE TIMES AND ITS NEW LOGIN.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

What is the procedure for a Church that is haunted by rabbit orbs?
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Another Kiwi said...

Turn it into a Macdonalds

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

You mean a McDonald's RESTAURANT, do you naught?

P.S. Guess who is the number one site on the innertoobz for "Frida Kahlo Terror Monkey"?
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Anonymous said...

Never forget::The Gods have created positioning to conceal their true intent in each and every dyanmic we see in society.
We truely live in The Matrix:::There is the way things look and there is the God's REAL reason for doing things.

Employment charity:::Was W able to do his job as President?
I suspect there are many frat-boy types who either could not or would rather not have studied nor do the work necessary so they gained this "benefit" telepathically. This could have been extended to their professional life as well::In most of these cases they don't have what it takes to do their jobs.
I think employment charity is FAR more common than people may believe.
Another example how they tempted people in this manner is the procurement of sexual relations.
Consistant with The Matrix, the Gods positioned both to these people which gained their confidence. But what they don't know is this behavior actually hurts them::They were offered temptation and they fell for it. And one day, if they are to have a future, they will be punished.
Keep raping these poor girls. You're going to end up as one in your next life.

Capitalism is evil because of the exploitative nature, illustrated with this Situation.
Muslims are correct:::Earning interest is evil.
Unlike war, which is a temporary period where the citiens incurr evil due to the decisions of the leaders, capitalism by its very nature incurrs evil for those who participate into perpetuity, an "institutional" method of incurring evil for the disfavored who engage in it. Inherant in earning interest is the exploitation of others, capitalizing on assets and exploiting the workforce for profit.
Understand the destructive nature of this element of evil we call the United States, for it spreads this cancer under the guise of "democracy" throughout the world.
Look for other institutional evil as related to the United States because as the land of disfavor castoff rejects there will be plenty of examples.

Examine my examples. They illustrate the God's reverse positioning used to confuse and disceive people who have made big mistakes in past lives.
I illustrate a certain way to think. If you doubt what I teach, if this is not your time to learn please at least completely understand this way of thinking, because when your time does come it will all fall into place for you::::you will be able to refer to it and you will begin to see the God's pattern within the context of their positioning.
Nobody is going to save you. Christianity is a lie. And only through thinking correctly will you have a real chance to begin doing the right things.

Substance McGravitas said...

Oh, I see he's been busy.

Another Kiwi said...

you will begin to see the God's pattern within the context of their positioning as the actress said to the bishop.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I think the clergy are misquided, because eating a bacon-cheeseburger on a Friday is most sinful act EVER- it's the one sin that most major regligious faiths can agree on.

WV- stones

Heh, punishment for infidel burger-slingers.

Smut Clyde said...

"Anonymous" != me.