Sunday, January 16, 2011

Repeated on popular request

Maggie Kitler has no further territorial ambitions in Europe.
Note genuine 1938 map of Mitteleuropa.

13 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

So you say!

How can anyone be sure she doesn't dream of the Sudetenland as well as mousies when she's asleep?
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Smut Clyde said...

Ha. Map shows that the Sudentenland has already been caught. Also the Saargebiet. But not Posen or West Prussia.

guitarist manqué said...

I hate it when she takes Jutland under the bed, plays with it for an hour and then eats it starting with the head.


WV: molowi is not a country in southern Africa

Another Kiwi said...

She's got her eyes on Sardinia!!

vacuumslayer said...

She can conquer my land anytime she wants.

Substance McGravitas said...

Where is Pussolini?

Another Kiwi said...

In Alaska

mikey said...

Dammit.

I'm pretty sure there's a Barbarossa and shoe polish line in here.

It would have been easy if there was a BRAND of shoe polish called Barbarossa, but it actually turns out there's not. Who coulda predicted that? Fuck.

Anyway, it goes something like "Kitty's moustache is an artifact of Barbarossa shoe polish".

Heh heh.

Get it?

Dammit. Woulda been great.

Carry on...

Smut Clyde said...

I refuse to provide animated mustaches.

tigris said...

I refuse to provide animated mustaches.

Well, I find that singularly unhelpful.

guitarist manqué said...

Wouldn't Barbarossa brand beard polish turn your facial hair, um, red?

Maybe go with Charlemagne?

Substance McGravitas said...

It is here that the mousetache belongs!

alison said...

Have you got another cat???