Not many people realise how easy it is to make your own Thomas Kinkade paintings in the comfort of your own soundproofed basement 'playroom':- Start with a Van Gogh painting.
- Reverse all the colours.
- Paint over here and there with a christmas tree and a snowman if you're not afraid of skirting the boundaries of taste.
- Profit!!
No wonder Van Gogh shot himself.
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Needs a little Birdemic.
Thank you, sounds like the perfect new hobby for me.
Needs more unspeakable horror.
Also: "If life gives you Kinks" for teh funny
I think the Kinkade painting is much cheerier and more emotionally supportive than the Van Gogh. Cheaper too I hear.
Ack. The first one is so moodily beautiful.
I'm just glad the second pic is not of the moon; I'd never be able to tellr them apart.
Oh Smut?? If perchance you run across hdb... tell him to check his email.
I will not comment on Kinkade... I have sad...
why do things always look on fire in a Kincade?
Wishful thinking on your part Kathleen
why do things always look on fire in a Kincade?
Because they should be...
For Kathleen.
Someone else has noticed the potential for Kinkade / Caspar David Friedrich crossovers.
At first I thought that site was:
SOMETHINGGALLFULL.COM
Great, thanks for ruining CDF for me. You got any "Rowling rewrites Hoffman" links while you're at it?
What I want now is a Thomas Kinkade/H.R. Giger mashup
Helping Bastards.
Tigris has now inspired me to rewrite 'Kater Murr' in the style of Erin Hunter. BRB.
Thank Blob I didn't mention my "Justin Bieber sings Schoenberg" phobia... oh crap.
Awesome links, mr. S.C. (if that is your real name).
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I don't know who this 'Justin Bieber' is, but a parrot trained to perform Sprechstimme would be nice.
It would have to be called Parrot Lunaire, of course.
I dunno, I really am having a lot of difficulty following this discussion and I can be arsed to do all those google and wiki searches to be able to pretend (poorly) that I know what the HELL y'all are on about.
But I will leave you with this historical note. In the late nineties, I managed all the sales collateral for the Kinkade empire.
Yep. It was a CDROM I built, every month, that went out to every retail outlet that handled kinkade merch, that included the painting o'the month, and all the materials necessary to do the ad in a newspaper or magazine.
I helped destroy art in America and they paid like a fucking slot machine!!
Bless their hearts...
It will be a chapter in the novel of his life "In which our hero consorts with evil and is richly rewarded"
Helping Bastards.
From the H.R. Giger Hobbit calendar!
Smut Clyde said...
For Kathleen.
ROFL
From the H.R. Giger Hobbit calendar!
my thought exactly
Photoshop competition: Giger set designs for Hobbit.
Best entry gets sent to Peter Jackson.
Also, he is very reluctant to critique anyone’s artwork, being reminded of the fact that if he had listened to the advice of his own teachers, he would not be an artist today.
...put that in your curriculum and smoke it!
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