... the more milk costs, the better it is for New Zealand.Even better for New Zealand would be export-driven increases in the price of meat, fish, fruit, eggs and flour.
I can only hope we can handle the good fortune that will come with mass starvation.
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It's biblical.
oodanger, o noes.
I can do Biblical.
Good news, New Zealanders! The price of an ass's head has increased to fourscore silver shekels, and for the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung it has increased to five silver shekels!
Sounds like you have what it takes to be an Ohio politician, S.C. Our governor, along with trying to kill the unions, thinks we should privatize the Ohio Turnpike.
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More guilt!
Drinking milk RIGHT NOW.
Yeah nah.
what if I covet my neighbor's chocolate?
I do that all the time, but it really hurts when I get smoted. Smited. Smitten.
Will the school beer allotment be affected by the removal of subsidies?
It is not expected that there will be any lessening of beer supplies to school bars. There may even be an increase in alcohol supplies due to competition for subsidies and this would enable the implementation of the long delayed "Beer in Pre-Schools" programme.
OK, will one of you sponsor me for emigration? (Or immigration, from your perspective.)
Because now that I've read this, to hell w/ America.
And I quote:
These freaks of "femininity" are so dominant in NZ society that Kiwi males seem incapable of imagining women who are any different. As one local commentator writes, "The reason Kiwi men are so willing to accept these foul mouthed overweight abusive women, is because they remind them of their mothers". Lesbianism is so rampant, and so accepted, that NZ women proudly boast of their perversion.
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The NZ population is so accepting of this female perversion, that NZ's government became a haven for butch lesbianism. In modern NZ, there is little difference between a chapter meeting of "Dykes on Bikes", and of the NZ Labour Party.
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But further south, the South Island was settled by a different class of people. Churchgoers - English in Christchurch, and Scottish in Otago, attempted to set up a decent and God respecting society on NZ's South Island. The swamp lesbians of the North have been determined to break up and destroy that connection to God. And they have worked at it relentlessly -- for instance, their getting the drugs and child prostitutes onto the streets of Christchurch, and promoting the Gay Ski Week in Otago. Other examples include their efforts in "education" -- they have managed to turn NZ into one of the most violent societies on earth. They have managed to make NZ women the most promiscuous in the world.
I mean, you all seem to have plenty of fun, but I had no idea. Sorry about your Southern (Island) problem though. Can I live up north?
Ah well that seems to be a local product MB. All that shit about the Labour party and such. Christ, that is truly deranged.
Goodness me, MB, I am impressed by your find, which I will assume to be satirical until proven otherwise.
In modern NZ, there is little difference between a chapter meeting of "Dykes on Bikes", and of the NZ Labour Party.
You might be disappointed. Do not build hopes up too high!
You might be disappointed. Do not build hopes up too high!
Indeed. Many of the labor party don't actually ride bikes, but prefer VW Microbuses and partially restored Trabants...
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