Thursday, March 10, 2011

Naked Man Blogging: Snow Melts into Mud edition


The days grow longer here in the Podes and the snow melts, the sound of the sump pump providing a basso continuo to the rest of the world's sounds. Though one lives in gray sunlessness and looks out upon full snow coverage in the back yard, the skiing has gotten too crappy to hold any illusions about it: winter is over and mud season has begun. And behold, it turns out to be true that in the spring a youngish person's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of naked men. Naked men in snow that looks great for skiing.

24 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Wait, you're saying it's spring in upsidedownland, just as spring maybe thinks about coming to Ohio?

*attempts to reconcile implied facts with deeply held beliefs*

KABOOM!
~

Jennifer said...

I hate March. It's gray and mushy and unrelenting...

thundra... tigris did not say antipodes...

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

It's gray and mushy and unrelenting...

I have a hankering for oatmeal porridge now.

Smut Clyde said...

Photo is rather beautiful.
In a totally heterosexual way.

tigris said...

I'm in rightsideupland, t-pants. I'm the blog outlier.

Yeah, Jennifer, it definitely has earned the "mud season" moniker. Razzafrazzin' seasons.

tigris said...

You should check him out, Smut, his work is all quite nice. He's very thin and flexible and can work his body into shapes that fit amazingly well into nature. Also: some have nekkid ladies.

merc said...

Head expodes.

culti, am not

Smut Clyde said...

I am deeply concerned that tigris seems more interested in the skiing than in the nakkidity.

fish said...

Snow might have some disappointing effects on the anatomy of nekkid men.

At least that is the excuse I use.

vacuumslayer said...

tigris, that's an absolutely gorgeous photo. Really. Gorgeous. Yet I can't help but wonder about...shrinkage.

vacuumslayer said...

GODDAMMIT, FISH!

tigris said...

Shrinkage worriers: "suffering for one's art" has a long and distinguished history. Plus he's probably wearing a willie warmer.

And Smut, my brain can entertain multiple thoughts, at least for very short periods. However, Naked Man Skiing DO NOT WANT. Even with willie warmers.

Jennifer said...

Plus he's probably wearing a willie warmer.

A smoked codpiece.

Smut Clyde said...

The piece of cod that passeth understanding.

Another Kiwi said...

Ha ha, imagine how embarrassed I was to find out that naked ice skating does NOT mean merely barefoot.

Smut Clyde said...

We were up on Mt. Ruapehu a few years ago and the Frau Doktorin bet me two beers that I had more sense than to go nude toboganning.
I was allowed to keep my boots.

merc said...

tease

cator, Cato the gator

Another Kiwi said...

Picture and video or it didn't...actually it's OK I believe you

vacuumslayer said...

"actually it's OK I believe you"

Tee hee. AK doesn't want to see Smut's dangly bits?

fish said...

Plus he's probably wearing a willie warmer.

related

mikey said...

One summer night I led a rag-tag crew of intoxicated motorcycle enthusiasts on a two-wheeled naked tour of Sacramento. It was actually pretty great.

Substance McGravitas said...

Plus he's probably wearing a willie warmer.

The willie clothing drawer is already full. Mind you I suppose I could get rid of some of those deely bobbers. You can only wear one of those at once. Um, right?

tigris said...

Bobbing your deelie will make you go blind I hear.

Substance McGravitas said...

GOD DAMN IT TYPE BIGGER.