The subtleties a spectrograph would miss

What could be better than colloidal silver for the independent free-thinker who wants to stay healthy without being confined to the narrow-minded worldview of the medical establishment? Why mono-atomic gold of course. For gold is more expensive and less reactive than silver; and colloids have nanoparticles* as a special case while nanoparticles have isolated atoms as a special case. Sorry, colloidal silver is passé. Remember you read it in Riddled first. And let's face it, colloidal silver is associated with survivalists and Ted Kaczynski types and has nothing to rival the intellectual attractions of the New Alchemy.

Monoatomic Gold is a white powder that you absorb under your tongue. It boosts psychic powers and awakens the Kundalini energy. However, "Rhodium is more effective for healing the physical body than gold". For the suppliers will also sell you the isolated-atom form of iridium and palladium and platinum and rhodium which are also white powders but with different names on the label.

Apparently it's all to do with the super-deformed atomic-nucleus state available to these elements, in which the nucleus spins rapidly and stretches into a football shape and plays by the rules of rugby instead of soccer.** It helps that electron orbitals and nuclear baryon shells are identical. So David Hudson -- who has patented his method of demetallising and mono-atomising expensive elements -- prefers to call them ORMEs.

This all ties in with zero-point energy, and quantum-coherence consciousness, and occult mining. The RAMIFICATIONS. They are HUGE.

Have I mentioned that monoatomic gold is superconductive? A special form of superconductivity that allows even the slightest trace of contaminants within a preparation to propagate across its extended quantum state so the entire batch appears to be (say) silicon and iron when its physical and chemical properties are assayed with conventional techniques. So David Hudson describes how hard it was to obtain his patent, when conventional analytic chemists -- willfully blind to the new paradigm -- could detect no gold in his samples. But you have his word for it that when you send him money, what he sends back is really gold or palladium (only in an ORME state). It is on the Innertubes so it must be true.

So far all this seems like common or garden alt-med flock-shearing bullshit such as is hardly worth bothering you with when you're probably more concerned about the publication date of the long-delayed "Studmuffins of Riddled" 2011 calendar. But then it turned weird. The descent of the rabbit-hole had hardly begun. Reading all this was like the explanation of irrational numbers in Mathematics Made Difficult:
A "Word-Salad-to-English" converter from Google Translate would have been useful. For there are reports in the Alt-Reality community that Laurence Gardner is a shape-shifting lizardoid.

Gardner was the author who has done most to popularise monoatomic gold. In his book Lost Secrets of the Sacred Ark (not yet a Hollywood blockbuster, chiz) he explained that the Ark of the Covenant was really a machine for making the stuff.
BUT

In his shape-shifted form, Gardner was like a whitish-grey colour and had a very pointed back of his head. His eyes were kind of elongated, but not so reptilian, it was almost like they were a cross between human and reptilian. But dark, like a dark, golden brown. And he was not very tall, he was only about six-foot when he shifted.

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Gardner would come in with a lot of pomp and ceremony. He would wear a kind of purple-violet robe and was naked underneath it. And then soon as he would shape-shift, the robe would come off and they placed a gold crown on his head. And the crown had what looked like an amber and a ruby, alternate stones all the way around.

For in truth, monoatomic gold is an addictive drug, as the Pharaohs discovered to their cost, which is probably why they allowed those Israelite guest-workers to take a purloined conversion machine with them when they absconded. The psychic boost it provides is short-lived.
ALSO:

the promotion of mono atomic gold is an Illuminati deception. While attracting the public with sugar plums of enhanced psychic clarity and improved health, the ulterior purpose of promoting mono atomic gold is to cause the destruction of the ten additional virtual DNA strands which all humans possess and which are now manifesting into 3D reality as seen with the 3, 4, or even 5 additional strands of DNA that now show up in the blood of Blue Indigo (Millennium) children.

The destruction of the ten virtual DNA strands (unseen with 3rd dimension microscopes, but nevertheless still there in the higher 4th dimensional vibratory plane) prevents a human from activating these higher dimensional DNA strands and prevents access to higher spiritual awareness and telepathic abilities, as humans and mother Earth gradually increase our base vibratory frequency and ascend into the fourth dimension (a process that began in 1987 and will likely reach completion somewhere between 2018 and 2025).

It is part of the lizardoid plot to ENSLAVE US!
I can only suppose that people believe this stuff because they have been smoking poor-quality tobacco. Mundungus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.

Important news for Zombies: Using his own proprietory spectrograph

Hudson analyzed the brain tissue of pigs and cattle and found that brain dry matter weight was 5% rhodium and iridium!

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Bonus lizardoid eye-witness account:

William F. Buckley Jr. (the American publisher who heads the elite Janus mind control project at NATO headquarters) was the most awful of all of them. Quite honestly he used his teeth a lot. He used to bite a lot. He got pleasure out of hurting people by biting them after he shape-shifted. To this very day I have an aversion to that kind of thing.

I am intrigued by the implication that if it were not for these traumatic experiences, the witness would never have developed an aversion to biteyness.

* Or 'mesocolloids', which sounds even more scientifical and proprietorial.

** I remember some nice diagrams of superdeformed nuclear rotational states in the March 1990 Scientific American article on "New Radioactivities", but back issues prior to 1995 are not available on-line, chiz chiz.