Tuesday, April 12, 2011

With eyes on fire glowing like coals in the night

New research reveals that Joints-turning-into-animals Syndrome need not be as great an obstacle to social functioning as was previously thought.

This case goes clubbing regularly and reports that his moves on the dance-floor are a success with the ladeez.

17 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

starting to stretch now, are we? Can Club Ninja lyrics be far behind?

Smut Clyde said...

Never heard 'Club Ninja'. Are there any decent tracks?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Actually, I quite like "perfect Water", Jim Carroll co-wrote. Also, Dancin in the Ruins is OK.

The rest is mainly written by other folks, and roundly sucks. The worst is "Beat 'em Up".

Emma said...

Out of random digital curiosity: What is this thing actually supposed to be? There are so many of it!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Random curiosity is the most dangerous kind!
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Smut Clyde said...

What is this thing actually supposed to be?

Various 16th & 17th-century renditions, all copied from one another, of a report of a mutant birth in Krakow.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

great. I try to be all snarky about the quality of the BOC lyrics, and Smut suckers me into a qualitative discussion of the WORST BOC album.

Zombie internet FALE. Which might as well be the new title of my crappy stupid blog.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

This case goes clubbing regularly and reports that his moves on the dance-floor are a success with the ladeez.

An Icelandic woman took him home after a night out and cooked his joints.

Let that be a cautionary tale!

Von said...

Yes, I think this one has chatted me up at a recent rave.
**twirling glow sticks**

vacuumslayer said...

Well, I, for one, have always been a a sucker for men with eye-tufts.

Smut Clyde said...

the WORST BOC album

If it is worse than Mirrors, that is a noteworthy achievement.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

oh come on, Mirrors has the Great Sun Jester and In Thee.

And at least it's short.

mikey said...

Which one was "Twilight Zone" on?

That's the one I like

W/V reports in as an artality

mikey said...

Um, or maybe I meant "Shooting Shark".

Yeah.

REALLY like that one.

That's BOC, right?

W/V is getting all upeta

Substance McGravitas said...

his moves on the dance-floor are a success with the ladeez.

More mouths can't hurt.

Smut Clyde said...

And a prehensile nose.

Whale Chowder said...

I attribute his good look at teh dancey to his shape-shifting (and cleanly shaven) PENIS.

w/v tells me this is called "exall".