Monday, June 27, 2011

Bad idea #72: A risque restaurant for entomologists called "Pooters"

Yes, I am pouring the beer into your lap rather than into your bowl. Again. But let's not pretend that you come here for the quality of the service.

8 comments:

ckc (not kc) said...

(or)

"When did you say you put your deodorant on?"

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

according to my calculations, the arc of the pouring fluid will reach the bowl quite handily.

Obviously, the eliteists at Riddled have never performed service jobs.

ckc (not kc) said...

...say, that's not one of them new serving amphorices, is it?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Seems to me that would depend on angular momentum and the amount of Pooters Porter in the pot, zrm?
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mikey said...

His boobs are disturbingly better than hers.

Beyond that purely aesthetic observation, the ultimate destination of the porter will be entirely dependent upon the rotational velocity of the pitcher coupled with the shape and design of the spout.

If either are insufficient to project the flow outward, the ale will, yet again, soak the gentleman's somewhat rustic take on the concept of 'cutoffs'....

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Although considering where his left hand appears to be, I don't blame her for pouring a pitcher of ice on his yarbles.

Substance McGravitas said...

He's tilting the bowl so it'll end up in HERS HA HA.

fish said...

I don't think he is tilting the bowl on purpose.