Monday, June 27, 2011

New from Ptak Bookshop Riddled Research Laboratories

I am not entirely convinced that there is a business case for the flying toilet, but Another Kiwi reckons that they will a great time-saver for busy commuters.

UPDATED with Bonus imaginary Two Ronnies-style news announcement:
This just in. The M25 orbital route has been blocked by a major collision involving four flying toilets. Debris is scattered widely. It is difficult to reconstruct the exact sequence of events but police are going through the motions.

12 comments:

fish said...

That flying car is totally shitty.

Substance McGravitas said...

Post-liposuction MODOK is the reason cosmetic surgery was invented.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Future society: quite regular.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I think the benefits of being able to shit on pedestrians would be very popular.

Also, poop-flinging dogfights.

ckc (not kc) said...

"You got the runs? I got the FLYS!"

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Also, that woman's skull apparently gets AM/FM.

tigris said...

The jury may be out on flying toilets but rocket-powered eyebrows are SO not happening.

Another Kiwi said...

John Lithgow looks pretty bored on the flying loo. And fair enough when there are people walking around with breast health indicators stuck to their foreheads. Which is what passes for an ice breaker in conversation in the far, far future.

Smut Clyde said...

breast health indicators
Brain tender-timers.

Smut Clyde said...

The jury may be out on flying toilets

They were supposed to be sequestered, not scooting around the city on a Bogway tour.

Worst John Grisham novel EVAH.

tigris said...

John Lithgow looks pretty bored on the flying loo.

McLean Stevenson.

Whale Chowder said...

Can't believe nobody has identified the forehead devices as FRICKIN' LASERS! Aren't you aware of all Internet traditions?

I'd be looking pretty frowny too if I saw that while I was coming in for my toilet strafing run, let me tell you. It'd probably make me crap myself if that wasn't already taken care of.