Monday, June 27, 2011

Knock knock. Who's there? Amphora.

Amphora* who?
A'm phora pint of Fuller's ESB and a packet of crisps, please.
Here are four allegorical amphoras** with attributes chosen to represent the four inner planets.

These two symbolise Jupiter and Saturn. Spaced at appropriate scale intervals.

Sadly, Uranus seems to be completely buggered.

I don't often have an opportunity to say that.

* Note the lack of "Greek urn" jokes, because Riddled is a classy place.
** Can't be arsed looking up the correct plural.


M. Bouffant said...

I am impressed that those sophisticated Europeans offer three types of money in their ATMs.

And by Venus's high heels.

Another Kiwi said...

What about Mars along the end being all Ahnold. It is obvious why they should be on urns, so I will not say the reason.
I wonder what buggered Uranus, must have been something quite large?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

An amphora save is an amphora urned.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

It's amphorices. Group noun is compendium. You're welcome.

Substance McGravitas said...

Note the lack of "Greek urn" jokes

Saturn should have a chair on it.

Smut Clyde said...

It's amphorices. Group noun is compendium. You're welcome.

The best part of blogging is the collegiality.

guitarist manqué said...

Mmmm. Could I have a Fuller's IPA please?

(Said in my best collegial accent)

Another Kiwi said...

I think that I am just emotionally unprepared for a stoat encased beer.