Tuesday, June 7, 2011

What do you say when you've eaten all the butter?

In other news, a US politician explains that "somewhere down the line individuals have to make sacrifices" to make sure "we're in a position to finance the wars in which we engage". Conversely, clean water and decent housing are mentioned as manifestations of "the gluttony of the federal government".

Guns or butter.

18 comments:

Unknown said...

Butter guns everyone wins.

guisma, mother of interface.

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

"Break out the Astroglide."

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

well. That's refreshingly direct, ain't it?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

clean water is not a right, but blowing up people who never did anything to us is.

Got it.

tigris said...

It's ALL GONE!

No wait, that was the kartoffeln.

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

"well. That's refreshingly direct, ain't it?"

I'm nothing if not direct...and super-classy.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I was Talking about blackwell, vs.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

who is also very classy.

you will be all kinds of classy until all your clothes have barf stains on them.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

What do you say when you've eaten all the butter?

Nothing, you just give yourself a pat on the back.

Smut Clyde said...

BBBB is banned. Or bunned.

mikey said...

What do you say when you've eaten all the butter?

Verbalizing is optional but not necessary.

What you MUST do, however, is very quickly check inventory levels of yogurt, cheese, Crème fraiche, sour cream, heavy cream, half n half and truffle oil.

Whereupon a trip to Mollie Stone's is quite possibly in order.

Carry on....

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

"Butter is all gone! Whiskey-sexy time, now!"
~

Kathleen said...

I love butter

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

Interesting that a pat on the back (or bad pun) gets you bunned but mentioning Astroglide is a-ok at The Riddled Institute.

Smut Clyde said...

B^4's pun was stomach-churning.

Smut Clyde said...

mentioning Astroglide is a-ok at The Riddled Institute.

I just assumed that comment was intended for the "slippery slope" thread at S,N!.

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

Our blogs are really just S,N annexes, no?

lawnguylander said...

I don't know about shovels and whatever else those people are are eating but I've read that there is a much more leisurely and much more pleasant means of becoming a bicycle than eating a pair of handebars.

Yes, WV, like a cycling tour of the Appyeres.