Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Driving up the hit count with the right Google search terms*

After the success of "Jason and the Argonauts" made him a wealthy man, Ray Harryhausen was able to buy back and destroy all the prints of the porn movies he had made for the Bear / Animated-skeleton market when he was still young and struggling. However, some publicity stills remain.

I don't know why the bear looks so happy, what with the teeth and the lack of lips. Also the dialog is stilted and the plot makes no sense at all. Yet people say that "Gladly My Cross-Eyed Bear" was the best of the series.

"Do you have anything lined up after this gig, Tom?"
"My agent reckons she can get me a role in Army of Darkness".
* Ever since AK wrote a comment on John Key's encounter with a corgi, our most reliable source of Google hits has been "Dog licks man". You are all sick sick people.


Another Kiwi said...

Allied to the dog porn, the second best referral site today is
"Say that's a classy looking pooch ya got there, mind if I take it for a spin"

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Pr0n, mondegreens, Harryhausen? **Swoon**

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