Monday, July 18, 2011

My ears will melt, and then my eyes

The surgeon advised patience while the incisions healed and the new hardware settled in, but Karina could not wait to try out her intra-cranial headphone implants with "No Sleep Till Hammersmith" at full volume.

16 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Lemmy!!!
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Looks to me like Homunculus Jesus is winning the Scanner staring contest.

The next scene is my favorite part.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

The next scene is my favorite part.

For a zombie, that must be like the timballo scene in Big Night.

vacuumslayer said...

Nope, she just had new cogware installed.

mikey said...

I know this will come as a shock, but I have a few questions.

First, did she spec the jammies to be the same color as every single other thing in her freakin HOUSE? Is this some kind of OCD camo deal, where she thinks if she actually DOES pull the covers over her head the bad guys won't be able to see her? 'Cause, no.

Second, I think Zombie Jesus bit her in the hand. You're gonna want to get that looked at. Just ask Rain Ocampo about getting nibbled on the hand by these things.

Third, why are the bandages on her head when she obviously had her BOOBS removed???

Smut Clyde said...

did she spec the jammies to be the same color as every single other thing in her freakin HOUSE?

Look at it this way, mikey. She's a religious nutbar / emo who's reporting dramatic visions and faking stigmata as her ticket out of a life of drudgery. And if you're self-cutting for religion, you're not going for a wardrobe entirely of (say) RED where no-one will notice the stains.

fish said...

Oh sure mikey, when you were young you could afford color.

Luxury!

Von said...

...while Jesus looks on disapprovingly from her lap?

Substance McGravitas said...

She's guilty about getting ready to go all Exorcist with the crucifix.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

did she spec the jammies to be the same color as every single other thing in her freakin HOUSE?

Her architect is Richard Meier, so yes.

Another Kiwi said...

The littl man onna stick is doing the old mind control on her and just about convinced her to join The Human League. Then on to World Domination!

Smut Clyde said...

The littl man onna stick

She is just plugged into her iGod.

fish said...

The iGod Touch was banned in Rome.

Von said...

Oh my.
WE are all so going to Hell.
At least we'll be there together.
The little man on the stick. Wow.
I'm going to have to steal that.

Smut Clyde said...

Going to hell again!

tigris said...

Art irritates nature

"The carving on this crucifix is so horrible it's giving me a migraine! Why, his shoulder is completely dislocated! And the damn thing has stuck my hand with a splinter the size of a walrus."