Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Tree fellers wanted

The Riddled production of "Brigadoon inna Park" passed off quite well despite the cast outnumbering the three audience members by a considerable margin. We are well used to the difficulties involved with musicians so you will note that we have removed their access ladder, rehearsals were enlivened by the shouts of "play for your suppers, bitchez".  Hah hah we know where the ladder is, really.
Some purists took umbrage (which incidentally was ON LOAN ) at the clever product placement of the Riddled Patent Decongestant "Sandrin" which is attached to the shoulders of Smut Clyde playing charming and irascible (not that he ever was rascible, really) Dr. McSkigdett with his catchphrase "Ha' ye taken the leeches like I told ye?"
As can be seen in the photo, the Church was not happy with the production due the final ensemble number "Show us your Cock a Leekie" which emptied the front row seats every night.
The smell of the pig grease paint (we make our own), the raw of the crowd, I hope I never tire of it!

7 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

the cast outnumbering the three audience members by a considerable margin

I recommend not staging the work in a big puddle. Or was this wood cut after "Cock a Leekie"?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Them tree fellers should be on the Wanted - Dead or Alive list, what with all this satanist step-dancin' encouragement and whatnot.
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Smut Clyde said...

Tree fellers. Is this one of those "Make fun of the Brooklyn accent" jokes?

Hamish Mack said...

Sir this is the Riddled blog and we only make fun of physical disabilities ,Sir

M. Bouffant said...

This "inna Park" stuff must be stopped.

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

Tree FELLERS? what about tree LADIES? it's just as I suspected--the blogosphere IS sexist.

Hamish Mack said...

VS is banned for giving away SECRETS! What the Jim Jam Higgins does she think she is doing?!?!1