Thursday, July 14, 2011

Poaching on McGravitas territory

Brachites attrahens, the Vaginal Watering Pot.

New Band Name!

19 comments:

mikey said...

Ok, that's just silly.

I mean, potheads seem to have developed a bizarre specificity around this kind of pot or that kind. I went to the dispensary with my BroInLaw and they asked all sorts of rather subjective questions.

Body rush? Head stone? Wide awake high? Sleepy time?

Dood. Just pass the pipe. Christ.

But now your telling me that they have pot you smoke just to undertake your vaginal watering? Because, well...

No wait. I'm in. Gimme a hit off that...

vacuumslayer said...

It's a special time in a girl's life when she reaches her first watering.

Another Kiwi said...

Damn! Herr Doktor operates on a higher level than us folks in the provinces. Thursday night is "Wet Tee-Shirt Night" around here.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I really am a bit surprised you could not come up with a BOC reference on that.

cripes even "Soft White Underbelly" would have worked.

I remember when Riddled was about the QUALITY, man.....

Another Kiwi said...

Oh,yes? I do not remember any of the Zomboid persuasion turning up to our interpretive dance of
The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade with relation to 1958 English FA Cup Final or was I mistaken?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I do not remember any of the Zomboid persuasion turning up to our interpretive dance of
The Persecution and Assassin


It is not our fault that you were too ripped on goofy upside down beer to remember that we were filling the wing seats.

Of course, it is to our benefit if you can't see us in the less illuminated seats, so win-win.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

It's a special time in a girl's life when she reaches her first watering.

In my experience, she usually at least expresses gratitude to her partner.

O hell yea I went there.

vacuumslayer said...

This is a FAMILY blog.

Sure, that family is Manson-like, but still.

Another Kiwi said...

Well we were trying to keep it quiet. Joe said that it would be ground breaking stuff and when the Chimps had steady jobs, THEN we'd see who was a crackpot!!!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I remember when Riddled was about the QUALITY, man.....

Was that back when 3Bulls! was all about diligently crafted posts?
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Von said...

Stealing very same Band Name from you.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Thursday night is "Wet Tee-Shirt Night" around here.

Good luck in the contest, old chum!

Another Kiwi said...

Thanks dude, not many appreciate the training that I do.

Substance McGravitas said...

Wetting the shirts with horse semen is the wrong way to go.

Another Kiwi said...

Oh sure, and ruin the "Rein on My Parade" joke.

Smut Clyde said...

AK needs to be reigned in.

Substance McGravitas said...

Oh G.

Smut Clyde said...

Substance should stop nagging.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

It's about time he ponied up!