Filmic Quality

Entries are now closed in the Riddled Animaniacs Contest and we have chosen the winner. A Mr. Gruntfuttock has won the prestigious egg cup and free Karaoke for 3 months voucher. According to Mr. Gruntfuttock's entry form, it is a "Short film about Ireland, innit".  Further questions about the film were met with a colourful speech on the moral malaise around us all, we think.
Judging was of course a difficult task, not helped this year by the fact of the film projector having fallen into a batch of cider and achieving, if not sentience, then a certain amount of rat cunning. Peasemold Nonesuch apples make a potent cider.
Sore losers have suggested that Mr Gruntfuttock has merely glued together a collection of pictures of pleasant looking young ladies with an eye to swaying the judges but this is obviously bunk, the judges were swaying well before they looked at the movies due the 3 bottles of  Imperial Stout entry fee involved in the contest.