The tragedy in Norway proves that we cannot afford to relax our vigilance against the feral baby menace, or cut the budget for our anti-feral-baby weapon systems and military adventures.
Umm, the Utøya mass murder was committed by a right-wing shitweasel drawing his inspiration from a mainstreamed undercurrent of neo-nazi racism, and had nothing to do with feral babies.
This is central to my point, Also, the feral baby apologists are despicable unscrupulous swine who would have exploited the tragedy for political gain, forcing us to exploit it first.
UPDATE: Hitler Hermandez demonstrates anti-feral-baby tactics.
Saturday, August 6, 2011
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Eternal vigilance in defence of liberty is exploitation.
I stand by my undeleted comment on the Rubin monstrosity:
ifthethunderdontgetya:
I see the question has been asked, "Why did the Washington Post hire Jennifer Rubin in the first place?"
I know! I know!
oh oh oh .... Mr. Kotter... call on me!
How about because Jennifer's neocon drooling almost makes Fred Hiatt and Jackson Diehl seem intelligent?
Of course, there is still Michael Gerson, torture enthusiast Marc Thiessen, and William Kristol to explain (amongst others)...
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7/24/2011 12:15:04 PM ED
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Look, feral baby management has been part of the municipal and county level process for decades. It's no coincidence that now that we are seeing significant local budget shortfalls and increasing reductions in Federal aid we are also seeing an exploding feral baby population.
Obviously, the challenge is weighing the more efficacious population reduction methodologies against the broad public sensitivity to institutionalized cruelty. Certainly, the homeowner simply fed up with the discarded filthy diapers, chewed garden hoses and piles of half empty formula bottles knows very little compunction in dispatching them with a shovel, typically the round-headed one, although it's not entirely unknown for a sufficiently irritated resident to use one of the flat type shovels with the shorter handle, despite the extremely unpleasant sounds that accompany such a feral baby elimination.
Without ongoing feral baby pack management processes that include culling the older and more robust feral toddlers, the explosion in population growth will inevitably lead to resource exhaustion, particularly in the community supply of Legos and Johnny JumpUps...
OT- I was disappointed this morning to find out that this article was indeed not about this Smut...
It was a horrid April shower,
It was a then-convenient door,
I found a million feral babies
In a five and ten cent store.
The rain continued for an hour
Was chased around for three or four
By a million feral babies
In the five and ten cent store.
Ferrous Babies, Rust never fecking sleeps.
Suitable clothing for ferrous baby.
Ferrous Baby grows up into Ferrous Lord Jesus
When throwing feral babies, remember to put your hips into it and flick the wrist.
I take it AK is a fan of The Metal Men.
He may have been listening to Brian Eno lyrics, Substance.
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