Never ones to court popularity, or even vague interest, Riddled enterprises announces the latest in the "Evo-fast" range of household pets. Starting from basic "Freddie Flounder" in the earliest state the organism moves through to "Henry/Henrietta the hallucinogenic land slug" state to finally arrive at "Milagros the Mexican Walking fish". All in a matter of days!!!
Forget stodgy old caterpillars going into chrysalids for months and months and months to emerge as flying caterpillars, this is real excitement as the flat yet fascinating fish pulsates through to the jaunty walking fish. Watch out she doesn't run off with your slippers!! HAHAHA (no responsibility is taken by Riddled Enterprises for any damage remotely connected with the fish/slug thing).
Watch the cute as a button fish/ slug GEO put the intelligent back into design as they lead your kids though the wonders of scientific creationism.
Then when it reaches maturity you can release it into inland waterways where it will thrive or you can eat it.
[Warning: Do not eat the Land Slug. Consumption will lead to a seemingly endless cycle of drug and pizza fuelled sexual abandon and wild eroticism.]
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Consumption will lead to a seemingly endless cycle of drug and pizza fuelled sexual abandon and wild eroticism.
The first rule of Norfolk Island dream-fish club is 'Don't talk about Norfolk Island dream-fish club'.
A HAH!
I knew there was something fish needed to confess.
Cardinal Fang, read the charges!
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Consumption will lead to a seemingly endless cycle of drug and pizza fuelled sexual abandon and wild eroticism.
I am never going to get to see the Mexican walking fish am I?
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