Thursday, August 4, 2011

Oh gentlemen, with your fish That you surround, all around

Candygram for Saint Zenobius!
The idea with the headgear is to protect the bishops from shark attack. It is a well-known fact that the Paduan Land Shark prefers to attack its victims from behind, so they are safe as long as the shark thinks they are staring back at it.

This duck rabbit is using the same strategy to protect itself from attack by a rabbit duck.





UPDATE: Bonus unexpected consequences:

Behold the sad fate of Bishop Polycarp, whose shark mask turned out to be (a) excessively realistic, and (2) showing an amorous expression.

15 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

The idea with the headgear is to protect the bishops from shark attack.


Candygram!

vacuumslayer said...

This duck rabbit is

This means you see the rabbit half-full.

Smut Clyde said...

Candygram!
I would never steal VS' joke and incorporate it in the main post. It must have been fish.

vacuumslayer said...

Typical. *shakes fist at fish* Hey. Say that fives times fast.

Another Kiwi said...

That,that,that,that,that.
Yeah, kinda funny

Smut Clyde said...

"That five times fast".
What do I win?

mikey said...

What the HELL?

Was Michael Bay around to direct paintings in ye olden days?

'Cause fuck....

vacuumslayer said...

Smut and AK are both banned. Yes, from their own blog.

Another Kiwi said...

Good, we'll got to Galtville and have a good blog with good readers, so!

Substance McGravitas said...

Nobody notices when the bishops go missing because they aren't cute girls.

Smut Clyde said...

Was Michael Bay around to direct paintings in ye olden days?

The first painting was so popular that he went on to direct three sequels.

exford legs said...

Jaysus, that duck has a large occiput. What are you feeding it?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Once again, fish is to blame for everything.
~

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

It is a well-known fact that the Paduan Land Shark prefers to attack its victims from behind, so they are safe as long as the shark thinks they are staring back at it.

St Anthony was completely consumed, except for his tongue. He was warned not to try to convert the fishes, but he didn't listen.

Smut Clyde said...

Preaching to the fishes? I suspect that you are confusing St. Anthony with Bishop Polycarp.