Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Got that "Bachmann headache'?

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Smutdate: You kids with your newfangled chemicals. What is wrong with the good old-fashioned electroradiodyne suction style memory extractor (cortex starched & ironed while you wait)? It was good enough for our forebears and it's good enough for me. Also it doubles up in the cowshed as a spare milking machine for those times when Strawberry kicks out and puts her goddamn hoof through the goddamn Kaipara machine that we've been meaning to replace since 1974.

16 comments:

fish said...

I prefer to use my memory hole.

Smut Clyde said...

Um, fish, was Substance involved in the design of that equipment?

vacuumslayer said...

You can also UAE it for that "not so fresh" feeling you get after hearing Perry do his "even dumber Bush" impersonation.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Is the brain-sucking device more efficient than bleaching?
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

looks like they are making fresh brain margaritas.

I approve.

fish said...

was Substance involved in the design of that equipment?

Insert dickhead joke.

vacuumslayer said...

UAE?

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I believe this best expresses my feelings about the subject.

mikey said...

Sorry to interrupt, but this worries me.

You guys have only got three lines out. One runs to Australia (sure and I don't know if it's true, but I HEAR those doods don't like y'all very much), one goes to Hawaii (you DO know they're all stoned all the time and anyway you're nothing but another buncha Haoles to them anyway) and Los Angeles - And you can check with my pal Bouffant - they do not much care for ANYONE down there.

So, I dunno, it kind of looks like you could go dark at any moment.

That's all.

Carry on...

Substance McGravitas said...
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Substance McGravitas said...

Food gets so much tastier when you sprinkle memories of better meals on it.

Smut Clyde said...

You guys have only got three lines out.

Yup. It wouldn't take much to set us back to ham radio sets. Dirigibles also.

the goddamn Kaipara machine that we've been meaning to replace since 1974.

Forgot to mention that this only has 8 suction cups and a 25-litre tank, but it's portable so I can wheel it into the house and clean off the cowshit in the shower, though the Frau Doktorin is not well pleased.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

25 litres of brains should feed a lot of zombies.
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alison said...

Are you sure that's not some early cyberman contraption??

Smut Clyde said...

Alison is triggering Dr Who trauma.

alison said...

I did not like the creepy dollies in last night's episode. (Cue large numbers of traumatised children refusing ever to play with the dolls house again.)