Tuesday, September 20, 2011


Seen at Talking Pants Memo:
It must be one of those prototype iPhones that people keep losing.

Just LOOK at all these apps!
Going on past Murdoch form, I'd advise the recipients to have it independently checked for covert software.

UPDATED with gratuitous Keats-&-Chapman story:

"It's an ancient pre-Myceanean treasure!" Keats protested. "Cheap at the price! That corrupt archaeologist told me he had looted it from the excavations at Knossos!"

"Three million dollars is a lot to pay for a single cellphone, no matter how old it may be, and how anachronistic for the technology of the time," Chapman maintained.

"It is a small thing but Minoan," said Keats stubbornly.


fish said...

The 3 million is to pay for the guy wearing headphones that is listening in 24/7.

J— said...

If the kids keep bugging you for one of those phones, you can get them the Lego version.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Murdoch. I h8 that d-bag.

Substance McGravitas said...

Boy, what a kind and generous offer from those people who are trying to stay out of jail.

Mentis Fugit said...

What have you got against kytheras?