Saturday, September 24, 2011

Where in the world is Smut Clyde drinking now?

The panel of subjects has been convened, and awaits expressions of interest from compatible researchers.
Sadly, it turns out that many of the most pressing experiments on the use of the Beard as an air filter or air-quality sampler have already been conducted.

Also in the modern era of animal-welfare legislation, many of the most interesting potential experiments are now considered traumatic or unethical. Damn those bleeding-heart liberals!

12 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Are those milk chickens?
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tigris said...

It seems very egalitarian to provide the bearded fake head with a taqiyah too.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

thankfully, I removed my beard.

M. Bouffant said...

thankfully, I removed my beard.

Me too. Now suck-ups say I look 40 again, & I believe them, 'cause there's nothing worth sucking up to me for.

vacuumslayer said...

Horse semen!!

Oh, you said "WHERE."

ckc (not kc) said...

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Using the new cell phones initially caused some confusion.

Smut Clyde said...

VS is BANNED.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Beware, old chum- unscrupulous publicans have been known to slip Mickey Finns to the hirsute, in order to shear them of their silky whiskers.

Smut Clyde said...

Half of those people are the publicans.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Watch out for those recidivist publicans.
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MoCrats said...

We are prepared to debate the Publicans in any venue on any topic of publican policy...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I think it would be easier to define where Smut Clyde DOESN'T drink.

Alternate answer:

"Where in the world is Smut Clyde drinking now?"

A: wherever he happens to be.