Sadly, it turns out that many of the most pressing experiments on the use of the Beard as an air filter or air-quality sampler have already been conducted.
Also in the modern era of animal-welfare legislation, many of the most interesting potential experiments are now considered traumatic or unethical. Damn those bleeding-heart liberals!
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Are those milk chickens?
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It seems very egalitarian to provide the bearded fake head with a taqiyah too.
thankfully, I removed my beard.
thankfully, I removed my beard.
Me too. Now suck-ups say I look 40 again, & I believe them, 'cause there's nothing worth sucking up to me for.
Horse semen!!
Oh, you said "WHERE."
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Using the new cell phones initially caused some confusion.
VS is BANNED.
Beware, old chum- unscrupulous publicans have been known to slip Mickey Finns to the hirsute, in order to shear them of their silky whiskers.
Half of those people are the publicans.
Watch out for those recidivist publicans.
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We are prepared to debate the Publicans in any venue on any topic of publican policy...
I think it would be easier to define where Smut Clyde DOESN'T drink.
Alternate answer:
"Where in the world is Smut Clyde drinking now?"
A: wherever he happens to be.
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