Thursday, October 27, 2011

"Indeed, it's time. We have all laid aside disguise but you." "I wear no mask."

Still wondering what the Frau Doktorin and I should wear to "Celebrate your favourite Charles Williams Holiday"* night at the Old Entomologist.

There is the old stand-by costume, but it always carries the danger that after one too many pints I will slip into character, and Evangeline von Holsterin does not encourage probing on the premises. To say nothing of the cattle mutilation.

* The other popular Charles Williams Holiday is (as any fule kno) War in Heaven Veterans' Day.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...


Evangeline von Holsterin does not encourage probing on the premises.

So where does she encourage it?

vacuumslayer said...

SWF seeks open-minded, sharply-dressed Antipodean couple with enticingly high foreheads for discreet friendship and/or freaky 3-way. Must provide own alien masks and water-based lube.

Substance McGravitas said...

If Evangeline von Holsterin has been present for previous alien outings I would be worried about her dressing up as a coroner.

fish said...

I have often had a sexual fantasy of watching aliens sensually eat chili dogs.

Stop looking at me like that.

I mean it.

Smut Clyde said...

We do not accept requests at Riddled or pander to popular tastes. Or fish's.

fish said...

Does that mean you are not going to stop looking at me? Cuz that is the start of this other fantasy I have.

vacuumslayer said...

Sooooooo, my hobo fetish will not be catered to here? Keep in mind I have a "shan't" burning a hole in my pocket and I'm not afraid to use it.

M. Bouffant said...


Excuse me, but CARGO PANTS!!!

M. Bouffant said...

Staircase Wit Dep't.:

Or are those CARGO CULT PANTS?

Smut Clyde said...

So where does she encourage it?

On Blogspot.

Smut Clyde said...

Linking to Snakefinger tracks is a core Riddled activity and should not be construed as pandering to VS' fetishes.

Can't help noticing BTW that 'fetish' = fish + ET. Coincidence?