Look, wind up the church. Sell all the gold and paintings and such. Disbar any officials from holding any positions of any authority whatsoever. And start the fuck again.
The thing about crossing the boundary from "cartoon supervillainy organisation" to "insane cartoon supervillainy organisation" is that stories like this no longer get the big headlines. The editors are all "Meh, no dogs were bitten".
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"And now for something completely different."
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PETA would like a word with you.
That picture is hilarious, the story notsomuch. And do I even want to know what Level 5 abuse is? I'm guessing no.
Looks like a good ole' free-range one to me... factory farmed are all gimped up.
Look, wind up the church. Sell all the gold and paintings and such. Disbar any officials from holding any positions of any authority whatsoever.
And start the fuck again.
It really does amaze me that it keeps going.
"This particular incident was not a systemic issue in the Roman Catholic Church.
"It is about an individual who had got himself into a position of trust."
Because Dog knows THAT'S not a systemic issue in the Roman Catholic Church.
And now for something completely different.
The thing about crossing the boundary from "cartoon supervillainy organisation" to "insane cartoon supervillainy organisation" is that stories like this no longer get the big headlines. The editors are all "Meh, no dogs were bitten".
Sell all the gold and paintings and such.
History teaches us that anyone who tries that will be assassinated by a Scottish labour agitator in cahoots with a frustrated female admirer.
LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT!! It's the Scottish assassin Oh, wait, it's Celtic's new Goalie, as you were.
I can't stop laughing.
Keep on pluckin' that ...
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