Saturday, October 29, 2011

In other news, fox tasked with investigating historic chicken-coop incidents found in possession of graphic poultry porn

The chickens made me do it. They tempted me.

12 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

"And now for something completely different."
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fish said...

PETA would like a word with you.

vacuumslayer said...

That picture is hilarious, the story notsomuch. And do I even want to know what Level 5 abuse is? I'm guessing no.

Anonymous said...

Looks like a good ole' free-range one to me... factory farmed are all gimped up.

Another Kiwi said...

Look, wind up the church. Sell all the gold and paintings and such. Disbar any officials from holding any positions of any authority whatsoever.
And start the fuck again.

Substance McGravitas said...

It really does amaze me that it keeps going.

tigris said...

"This particular incident was not a systemic issue in the Roman Catholic Church.

"It is about an individual who had got himself into a position of trust."

Because Dog knows THAT'S not a systemic issue in the Roman Catholic Church.

Smut Clyde said...

And now for something completely different.

The thing about crossing the boundary from "cartoon supervillainy organisation" to "insane cartoon supervillainy organisation" is that stories like this no longer get the big headlines. The editors are all "Meh, no dogs were bitten".

Smut Clyde said...

Sell all the gold and paintings and such.

History teaches us that anyone who tries that will be assassinated by a Scottish labour agitator in cahoots with a frustrated female admirer.

Another Kiwi said...

LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT!! It's the Scottish assassin Oh, wait, it's Celtic's new Goalie, as you were.

wiley said...

I can't stop laughing.

M. Bouffant said...

Keep on pluckin' that ...