Monday, October 31, 2011

Sex-doll technology

It has advanced considerably since we were young.
But you try telling that to kids today.

15 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

I notice, though, that you still can't improve upon hydraulics. The belt-drive lawsuits were inevitable.

Smut Clyde said...

No mention of any lawsuit here Sir! Instead, responsible health self-care with a staple gun!

mikey said...

Ahhh.

That makes good sense.

I'm going to put the BIG stapler in the first aid kit.

And I'll sleep well...

Anonymous said...

How 'bout one that mirrors your expression while you use it?

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Smut Clyde said...

one that mirrors your expression while you use it?

Like these?
(animation project!)

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

But you try telling that to kids today.

Today's spoiled brats are too busy with their sexy robots.

vacuumslayer said...

I've found Coke bottles more erotic.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

But you try telling that to kids today.

1. Imagine you are young again. Virile. In teh rosie palmed first years of your sexual primacy.
2. Imagine you had access to teh robotics that kids these days do.

Teh reason they won't get off your lawn is because they are too busy getting off on something else.

Anonymous said...

SC - HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!!!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Total filthbottery, from top to bottom!
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Sirius Lunacy said...

Sex-doll technology has certainly improved since Mrs. Potatohead was introduced, but there are still some glitches to be worked out.

vacuumslayer said...

"Total filthbottery, from top to bottom!
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"


Well, yes, if you do it right.

fish said...

Do not want GI Joe with the kung fu grip.

Jennifer said...

Shouldn't this post have a "helping fish" tag?

Smut Clyde said...

Waiting to hear from fish as to whether he actually feels helped.