It is always the same. Something catches one's eye... it might be the fish in the aquarium recently installed behind the bar at the Old Entomologist (as a substitute for a big TV screen showing live sports, which chief barmaid Evangeline von Holsteren reckons will "bring in the wrong crowd" and the money doesn't enter into it). What a relief that it is not actually a mirror as some less astute people might initially have thought. So one brings out the handy pocket lithography plate and sketches an impression of their amusing antics.Not until the negatives come back from the lab does one realise that the view is full of orbs. Are they in cahoots with the fish? We're down the looking-glass now, people.
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Revealing our sinister plans is NOT HELPING!!!
Also consilience (consillyness?).
Are they in cahoots with the fish?
Of COURSE they are. (See above.)
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Down the looking-glass?
Or just in your cups?
Down the looking glass
And around the plate
Left at the Goat Herd
And head up-state
At the bridge take the river
Stay straight at the fork
You should care for your liver
'Til you get to New York
You'll need a boat for the ocean
And a train for the tracks
But check with the Laotian
'Cause he still has my slacks
What is especially distracting when you're trying to get quietly smashed is all that cahooting.
Those damn orbs.
They just have to show up everywhere.
Sluts.
As distrubing as orbs are, I am actually somewhat relieved. Teh title of teh post had me prepared for something about Bugs Bunny in drag.
What is especially distracting when you're trying to get quietly smashed is all that cahooting.
Don't forget the cahollering!
Sorry to get D-KW all hot-&-bothered in anticipation. In way of compensation, present this voucher to Mrs Miggins' Pye Shoppe for a sausage-in-a-bun.
Teh title of teh post had me prepared for something about Bugs Bunny in drag.
Don't pretend he doesn't look hot.
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