Nestor meridionalis.
NOT A NUMBER.
The bottle is then riddled, so that the lees settles in the neck of the wine bottle... Manual riddling is still done for Prestige Cuvées in Champagne... mechanised riddling equipment (a gyropalette) is used instead. (Wikipedia)
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NZ drug search birds are unrelenting in the pursuit of almonds.
Is that Zealandia?
Zombie bird wants BRAIIINNNSSSS.
Yep, the Zealandia sanctuary.
Good thing he's a vegetarian. How often do you get the chance to say that?
It's wonderful when birds land on your head, innit?
And this bird you cannot change. Damn you.
It's wonderful when birds land on your head
With rare exceptions.
...probably the birdie is attracted to pairs of spectacles
Good thing you had your enticingly large forehead covered!
probably the birdie is attracted to pairs of spectacles
It's a Kaka, it was after his wallet. Or rubber gaskets, they do enjoy a good gasket
O.K. A parrot humping yer neck has got to be weird. But you know what would be weirder? If you got strangely aroused by it and then couldn't get off without a feathery thing on the back of your neck flapping it's wings rhythmically. Would that not be disturbing? I feel disturbed for having thought about it.
Wait, that's not normal? But at my back I always hear/Time's winged chariot hurrying near...
Perhaps there are some readers who have not come across* the Parrot Semen Collection Helmet.
* As it were.
Educational as always, Riddled!
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Wow. That's a really pretty bird. And I think it wants your hair.
And this bird you cannot change. Damn you.
If I were the sort of person to type "+1," there would be a "+1" here.
I feel disturbed for having thought about it.
DISTURBED AND AROUSED.
Everyone here is a pervert but me! *frantically clears browser of Pokemon hentai*
Are you absolutely certain that the witches didn't send that bird to collect your penis and take it back to it's nest?
Because I have it on scrupulous authority that you can find many penii in birds nests, primarily due to the influence of witches.
Er. Right?
I raise a lighter in your direction. After I steal somebody's lighter.
Hey! I feel a little bit lighter. About one lighter lighter. Where's my lighter? Without my lighter I'm one lighter lighter, y'lighter thieving blighter...
Also: are eyes like genitals in upsidedowny land?
I paid good money for my Tleilaxu eyeballs and I see no reason why you should look at them for free.
The Great Gazoogle tells me that those are called Copulation Hats.
Which reminds one of the joke that ends "Keep your hat on buster, we might wind up miles from here."
Or rubber gaskets, they do enjoy a good gasket
A gasket is presumably a small gask. WHAT THE HELL IS A GASK??!!
Did it start out "Buster and I walked into a bar"?
According to WetallikaGask, gasque, a kind of Swedish student party which starts with a more or less formal dinner.
So it's sort of a post second-afternoon tea. My dad used to call that a Termilligent but he was a Hobbit from way back up in the hills. The sort that thinks nothing of tertiary afternoon tea using morning snack scones, I ask you!
Texas witch out for the pecker harvest
those are called Copulation Hats.
I believe that Cheech Wizard wears one of those.
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