I have told Mrs Spat not to wear stripes, they are so unflattering, but she pays me no heed.
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
C.O.U.S.
I have told Mrs Spat not to wear stripes, they are so unflattering, but she pays me no heed.
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I like a cat with curves, anti-cat-fattist. Take your feline-fat-shaming elsewhere.
I still say she's aslan. QUERY: may my son ride her?
You're gonna feel so STOOPIT when Spat gets a spread in Big Beautiful Pussies.
Wait...
I can't help but think "those critters are both of the same species?" when I see that picture.
Spat gets a spread
She's just big-boned.
FLUFFAY!
I can't help but think "those critters are both of the same species?"
The Frau Doktorin and I receive the same reaction.
Hurray for riddled kitty-blogging!
Now the pressure is on A.K. to produce a picture of Mrs. Cat.
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I visit this site and I am completely baffled. Where are the orb/trebuchet/quack science/mythology/woodcut mashups I see on so many other sites?
Erm, who knew that there was a bandwidth limit for woodcuts? I told 'em it's made of wood, I says, not electromicons. But do they listen to me, do they bogroll as the philosophers say.
The promised Cyberiad mashup has been delayed after I misread an e-mail from tigris about "certain people pulling their weight", and attempted to lift Mrs Spat.
I like the way Mrs Spat has gone all lebensraum on the fluffy sleeping mat.
I now feel that the Patented Standard Smut Clyde Comment needs to be used:
One word:
Trebuchet.
It's amazing! It brings Clydosity to ANY comment thread!
Cats On Ure Sofa ?
I have no time for Midge Ure, Rachel, and rate only for the 1970s John Foxx incarnation of Ultravox.
Don't like Vienna?
Cuz this ain't youze:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cous
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=r.o.u.s.
OK, Vienna is not bad.
I saw Midge Ure on a solo tour, he wasn't bad.
Having Kirsty MacColl along to sing a bit helps an awful lot, though.
Mrs Spat is about to engulf the other one, like the Blob.
Circle of Life, dude.
Mrs Spat has no further territorial demands to make on the blue fluffy mat.
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