Wednesday, December 14, 2011

C.O.U.S.

I have told Mrs Spat not to wear stripes, they are so unflattering, but she pays me no heed.

20 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

I like a cat with curves, anti-cat-fattist. Take your feline-fat-shaming elsewhere.


I still say she's aslan. QUERY: may my son ride her?

vacuumslayer said...

You're gonna feel so STOOPIT when Spat gets a spread in Big Beautiful Pussies.

Wait...

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I can't help but think "those critters are both of the same species?" when I see that picture.

Smut Clyde said...

Spat gets a spread
She's just big-boned.

vacuumslayer said...

FLUFFAY!

Smut Clyde said...

I can't help but think "those critters are both of the same species?"

The Frau Doktorin and I receive the same reaction.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Hurray for riddled kitty-blogging!

Now the pressure is on A.K. to produce a picture of Mrs. Cat.
~

Substance McGravitas said...

I visit this site and I am completely baffled. Where are the orb/trebuchet/quack science/mythology/woodcut mashups I see on so many other sites?

Another Kiwi said...

Erm, who knew that there was a bandwidth limit for woodcuts? I told 'em it's made of wood, I says, not electromicons. But do they listen to me, do they bogroll as the philosophers say.

Smut Clyde said...

The promised Cyberiad mashup has been delayed after I misread an e-mail from tigris about "certain people pulling their weight", and attempted to lift Mrs Spat.

Another Kiwi said...

I like the way Mrs Spat has gone all lebensraum on the fluffy sleeping mat.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I now feel that the Patented Standard Smut Clyde Comment needs to be used:

One word:
Trebuchet.


It's amazing! It brings Clydosity to ANY comment thread!

Rachel said...

Cats On Ure Sofa ?

Smut Clyde said...

I have no time for Midge Ure, Rachel, and rate only for the 1970s John Foxx incarnation of Ultravox.

Rachel said...

Don't like Vienna?

Cuz this ain't youze:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cous

Smut Clyde said...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=r.o.u.s.

Smut Clyde said...

OK, Vienna is not bad.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I saw Midge Ure on a solo tour, he wasn't bad.

Having Kirsty MacColl along to sing a bit helps an awful lot, though.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Mrs Spat is about to engulf the other one, like the Blob.

Circle of Life, dude.

Smut Clyde said...

Mrs Spat has no further territorial demands to make on the blue fluffy mat.