Monday, December 26, 2011

Privacy is theft

The identical appearance of the paparazzi is presumably because there are no mamarazzi so they reproduce by cloning.
The sister-in-law will not be well-pleased when she opens the paper and finds woodcuts of me trying to sneak down to the shops and trade in that exercise machine she so flatteringly thought I needed.

14 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

The surprising part is seeing Jennifer's bats trying to paint it.

vacuumslayer said...
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mikey said...

It really looks like Jesus is gonna start swinging the big wood. And I'd like to see the woodcuts that follow....

Substance McGravitas said...

The nerve of the caricaturist making fun of the REAL artists.

Another Kiwi said...

WELL! THANKS VERY MUCH!!
"Organise the time travel painting classes, AK" they say.
"Remember to stagger the times so that not everyone turns up at the same time" they DON'T say.

Smut Clyde said...

And do I get any credit for coming up with Let's Paint Golgotha as the concept for the class?

Rachel said...

Tell sis-in-law to shove it up her arse; being careful, of course, not to drive the stick there any further.

WV: statshal > shatstal?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

That's the press for you, too busy with their booze and their own egos to get the story straight.
~

El Manquécito said...

This particular station of the Cross was not in the twelve that I was taught. It would be right before the scourging wouldn't it? I bet there's a host (heh) of other unknown stations waiting to be discovered.

wv: madnapi, a hydrophobic diaper

vacuumslayer said...

I deleted my comment because in the cold light of day, it looked creepy. Now I know we're all a bunch of creeps here, but I don't want to freak out the liberry pixies.

Rachel said...

I too am grateful for your deletion VS. We emotional women sometimes don't fully appreciate the complete gentleness of great thinkers.

http://books.google.ca/books?id=Mp_hbwgK8wQC&pg=PA12&lpg=PA12&dq=nietzsche%27s+family&source=bl&ots=UzZ9brHUnT&sig=s9R_danhJLZgA2ehFuoqHA6XhGg&hl=en&sa=X&ei=6N35TpidJefkiALjltCBDQ&ved=0CD4Q6AEwBA#v=onepage&q=nietzsche%27s%20family&f=false

Rachel said...

I mean, Smut's airing his grievances here, with ineffable charm, not out murdering the bitches eh?

Smut Clyde said...

I think this is the first time I have been called ineffable. It is a pleasant change from the usual invitations to eff myself.

wiley said...

However, when the moment comes, the protagonist suddenly realizes that the crowd condemning Jesus to the cross is composed entirely of tourists from the future, and that no actual Jewish Jerusalemites of 33 AD are present at all.

Oh. Oh, that is so inspired. I luvs it much.