Thursday, December 15, 2011

when prophecy fails succeeds \ the falling notion

Tigris calls it!
tigris said...
Jesus tentacle rape is sure to brings in the Google hits!

12 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

"Fiber coming out of skin"?

vacuumslayer said...

Because I just switched to FYWP I only have 2 search terms, one of which is "bitch wrapping paper." I would say that any "gift" you get wrapped in "Bitch" paper is prolly a gift you dont want. It is super-festive, though.

tigris said...

Needs more Jesus. Maybe a Jesus penis worm tentacle rape thread is what we really need, especially if the penis worm doubles as a rocket drill. Also: attention spammers, let us sell your Jesus penis worm tentacle rape rocket drill toilet seats!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Hmpf. I amm still WAY AHEAD of you weirdos in BOC lyrics this week.

And I have turned off comments, so the psychotics are kind of minimized.

Substance McGravitas said...

It's preblognition!

Rachel said...

My understanding of the falling notion - it's ok, you'll never hit the ground. Silly statisticians again.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

And I have turned off comments...

Don't think that this bit of zombiefascism has gone unnoticed!
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fish said...

I am impressed that you got 4(!) hits for double barreled shotgun nose.

Von said...

Oh boy.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Only 7 hits for "suppressed technology"? Where are the Tesla fanboys?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Where are the Tesla fanboys?

mikey's around somewhere, I am sure. He always has a soft spot for that 80s hair metal.

Penis Worm said...

Ahh. I see you've been talking about me. Like any Penis Worm worth his barbs, I regularly Google myself to see who's been mentioning me. Is that so wrong? After all, my Linkedin page was taken down after it was, quite unfairly in my opinion, pointed out that I can really wreck your afternoon. Um, if you're a dood who pees in the river. And honestly, that's not exactly a sweepingly broad demographic, now is it.

Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah! Working my way up your urethra. Ahem. So thanks for the mention, if nothing else it helps my Google authority ranking (uhh, this page IS considered authoritative, is it not? I mean, I regularly hear the explaining voice droning out of these latitudes).

You should come on up and visit. I can show you all the best places to empty your bladder...