Thursday, January 12, 2012

Unfortunate names #82: 'Al Dente'

Antanas came from a Baltic port,
and earned a job making macaroni.
In the pasta machine his hand was caught...
they buried him as Riga Tony.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

To make spaghetti
An arm entered the machine
Some sausage instead?

Substance McGravitas said...

Beware the offer:
"I will make you spaghetti."
It could end badly.

tigris said...

How 'bout some pasta?
Could you lend me a hand?...oops
Hope you like red sauce.

Sirius Lunacy said...

The spaghetti is off tody. Finger sandwich anyone?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

two hours? Surely overdone by then.

Rachel said...

Into the bit for noodles
Went his mitt, kit and caboodles!

Rachel said...

Into the bit for noodles,
Went his mitt, kit and caboodles!

Von said...

I read A 25 year old TaunTaun.
I was sooo disappointed I was wrong.

Rachel said...

(Sorry, must be doing something rong re: live linking.)

Laura said...

Boo Hiss! :P
Was this supposed to be one of those.. "Don't forget to try the veal and tip your waitress!" moments?

You're awful :)


Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

He really puts himself in his work.

Smut Clyde said...

It is better than getting a little behind in his production.