Thursday, January 12, 2012

"...an external neural plexus, an inflatable brain as it were, that he can pump up to whatever size the situation calls for."

These people's tongues have turned into brains. Your argument is NaN.


Think of 'cerebriform tongue' not so much as an uncommon mutation from using the Riddled Evolvamat, and more as a useful adaptive feature -- a kind of tyre tread that increases traction in furry panties moist slippery conditions.

Also there are probably other explanations for the outbreak. Have the complainants been consuming Mrs Miggin's "Vox Angelica" organ-meat pies?

12 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

"furry panties"?

Purrhaps you need to add a "Helping Jennifer" tag.

Everyone appreciates a little help!

;)

tigris said...

I thought cauliflower tongue was from over doing beat boxing?

Another Kiwi said...

Which one of them is the civil tongue I was supposed to keep somewhere. Look, I lose stuff, get used to it.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Could be it's in Canada, A.K.
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M. Bouffant said...

NO ORGAN MEATS!

Smut Clyde said...

The angelica masks the flavour, MB.

Substance McGravitas said...

I think I can see a little tongunculus on the left one.

M. Bouffant said...

The flavour is the least of my worries.

Smut Clyde said...

Chewing hides the sound.

fish said...

an external neural plexus, an inflatable brain as it were, that he can pump up to whatever size the situation calls for."

I thought this was a penis.

Rachel said...

I thought so too.

Also, What is "My Darling, My Hamburger" by Zindel.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

These people never have a problem of speaking before they think.