Thursday, March 22, 2012

And the train conductor says "Take a break driver 8"

"... a speeding locomotive abandoned for years to the delirium of a virgin forest"

-- for values of "speeding" that include 6 mph uphill and 10 mph downhill.

12 comments:

Sirius Lunacy said...

Casey Jones you'd better watch your speed

Another Kiwi said...

In a surprise move the government has announced the upgrade of the Virgin Forest railway line. Minister for Railways and Such, Stephen Joyce declared "Whatever this is about, the government is committed to doing it. To head off any questions: I dunno."

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

the delirium of a virgin forest

So, am I right to assume that all the vegetation is hallucinogenic?

**books flight**

Smut Clyde said...

Sadly, in the 16 years since those photographs, Surrealism-hating busybodies from the Regional Council have tidied up the Rimutaka Incline site and rescued the bits of old locomotive from the forest... they are now on neat concrete plinths surrounded by Interpretative Plaques.
Buggrit.

Substance McGravitas said...

Speeding locomotive, let's speed some more
'Cause we don't need reason and we don't need logic
We've got feeling and we're dang proud of it
Speeding locomotive, there's nothing you can't do

tigris said...

Virgin forest? Jesus, that Branson ass is buying EVERYTHING.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Empirical Observation, my decomposing ass.

Milwaukee Law Firm and Absinthe Tattoo parlor shall be in touch forthwith, sirs. If I have to, I will send a vicious robot with a malfunctioning pneumatic system to visit.

You can just go back to BOC lyrics, you twisted lunatics.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

So, am I right to assume that all the vegetation is hallucinogenic?

Yes.
~

Smut Clyde said...

Evidently Driver 8 (take a break) didn't reach his destination.

fish said...

WE WILL NOT TOLERATE DEFLOWERING JOKES!!!

tigris said...

Why not, do they give you wood?

Smut Clyde said...

DEFLOWERING

Those are PINE TREES, fish. You cannot deflower a gymnosperm.
Hmmm, bare nakkid seeds.