Monday, April 23, 2012

Due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog

Until then, visitors at the museum remained oblivious to the presence of the diminutive armada.


Dazzle camouflage: IT WORKS.

The Dazzle effect of the black-&-white costumes is of course why drivers driverless Google trucks* never notice Comedia dell'Arte troupes in time.
* Thx Willy in comments.
Oh noes! Another Dazzle-related tragedy!
Perhaps the train driver was colour-blind.

21 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

If you can't razzle 'em with dazzle, perhaps a rawhide chew would work?
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fish said...

Mime fields are dangerous.

mikey said...

On the Pope's flagship, they had sixteen inch nuns.

Yep. Dog ate 'em too...

tigris said...

"A Comedia dell'Arte troupe scatters..."

OMG, it's another Columbine!

Substance McGravitas said...

Dazzle camouflage: IT WORKS.

The problem being that your deck hands keep walking off the boat.

Willy said...

Google stock remains high despite the recent ramming of a troupe of actors by one of its driverless vehicles.

Sirius Lunacy said...

Due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog

The small dog was then accidentally swallowed by a small Barack.

Substance McGravitas said...

Jim?

Another Kiwi said...

This post hitchhikes on the back of anti-dazzle propaganda. Surely, sensible, suit wearing, adults would not allow it.

Smut Clyde said...

OMG, it's another Columbine!

BOOO.
Do not blame me if tigris is abducted by the Harlequin assassins (Harlequinjas?) from "Death and the Compass".

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

The Dazzle effect of the black-&-white costumes is of course why drivers driverless Google trucks* never notice Comedia dell'Arte troupes in time.

Pierr-Uh-Oh!

OMG, it's another Columbine!

Heh heh...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

tigris continues to push the envelope.
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Smut Clyde said...

No need to pantalone.

Smut Clyde said...

Buggrit, now I am imagining the Commedia dell'Arte as a Mortal Kombat death-match situation. Harlequinja? Pan-Talon?
This sounds like a job for Photoshop. Or Substance McG. Whichever involves less work.

fish said...

miscalculation of scale

Looks like zebrafish scales to me.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Buggrit, now I am imagining the Commedia dell'Arte as a Mortal Kombat death-match situation.

Best video console game EVAR!!!

el Manquécito said...

If Arlequine gets hit by the trainfall does that mean the dazzle camo didn't work?

Substance McGravitas said...

This sounds like a job for Photoshop. Or Substance McG.

Pictures need to be larger, figures less obscured, but it is true that I should assemble a variety of drag-and-drop punchers and kickers to add where needed.

Another Kiwi said...

I think that these Comedia dell'Arte types shouldn't wander about in places where driverless large transport vehicles are kept. It's their own fault and we need tax cuts.

Kathleen said...

DON'T PANIC

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Dr. Smut is playing with the leetle boats on his office desk again, do not disturb (any further).