Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Pixied as Newts.

There is much callooing and callaying amongst the Pixie community as the latest round of their pay negotiations has concluded. Much has been written about the hard nosedness of the wee magic folks and their pointy knives.
Here you can see the Eldritch Literature Workers and Associated Trades hammering out details with Mr. Smut Clyde who is recording his amazement at the bare bollocks effrontery of the little morons. He was unaware of the ability of said union personages to read upside down.
Note the Rare and Wonderful Staff of Something or Other, on the table  which signifies something. Also a preserved Glass Eel called Malcolm. 
Most of what they asked for were slight encroachments on already stolen agreed conditions. But Pet Days! I think that it was a mistake.

13 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

Note the Rare and Wonderful Staff of Something or Other, on the table which signifies something.

Depending on how your brain is broken it signifies ducks or bunnies.

Malcolm said...

"Preserved" seems harsh.

We got loaded. For a few decades.

We're better now.

Honest...

Another Kiwi said...

Like, Glenn Reynold's friend the bunny? Since Thundra released that it is all that I can see.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I had no choice, A.K.
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vacuumslayer said...

Oh no. You're right to be concerned. First they'll take an inch, then they'll be demanding fancy titles like Manic Girly Dream Pixies. And that would be weird.

wiley said...

Whose idea was it to have the meeting at the vertigo table?

alejandro said...

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Another Kiwi said...

alejandro! I thought we had a relationship? A pretty good post, you say! It's my blood and sweat there, man.
You bastard, you're dead to me now!

Smut Clyde said...

Whose idea was it to have the meeting at the vertigo table?

"Use the vertigo table!" said AK. "It will keep them off-balance when their pencils keep rolling off."
I think they hold them in place with Blu-tack. Next time we go back to the Shepard Table.

Another Kiwi said...

I just felt that the chance to say Hello, Hello Hola! I'm at a place called vertigo should not be missed

Mentis Fugit said...

Also a preserved Glass Eel called Malcolm.
Did Malcolm answer, and what did the eel want? Don't leave us hanging.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Also a preserved Glass Eel called Malcolm.

He's an elvers impersonator.

Another Kiwi said...

Modern theologians are of the opinion that The glass eel was, in fact, Malcom and that his call was made, as it were, to the inner eel. This shows a remarkable similarity to the North Western United States legend of coyote, raven and eel where the animals have a debate to decide who will be king of the animals. The contest ends in confusion with eel eating the other two contestants and therefore claiming the kingship because the other two animals are part of him now.
It is thought that the eel was Scottish.