2. The giant colon is cleaned thoroughly before preservation.3. The giant colon is carefully inflated.
It is now available for fêtes, street fairs and children's parties.
No cosplay or pointy helmets in the bouncy colon. Offenders will be asked to leave. This is for everyone's protection and enjoyment.
This means you, Mr McGravitas.
UPDATE: "I wear no mask".In the comments, McGravitas refuses to remove his pointy helmet. It would be irresponsible not to speculate about its permanent fixture.
10 comments:
Dibs on "Les Mauvais Microbes" for a band name.
Les Mauvais, and the Microbes!
It is now available for fêtes, street fairs and children's parties.
Chitterlings for all!
You selfish jerks, always on about "microbes microbes microbes." Have you ever even actually said/typed "yourcrobes?" Other people have crobes too.
Is there a medication for relief of bouncy colon?
Extremophile Libel!
Stop the war on Water Bears.
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I take my pointy helmet off for nobody!
Talk about a shitty job.
I'm using my colonscope to watch colonvision.
It's all sitcoms and some kind of reality series...
It's all fun and inflatable colons until somebody gets IBS.
Comments like these are why I read blogs: You selfish jerks, always on about "microbes microbes microbes." Have you ever even actually said/typed "yourcrobes?" Other people have crobes too.
I take my pointy helmet off for nobody!
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